6 Jokes For Ate

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Updated on: Jun 11 2025

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. Seems like it 'ate' my request quite literally!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. I guess you could say I 'ate' my way to musical talent!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a banker. Turns out, I just needed to 'rise' to the occasion and 'knead' the dough!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a banker. Turns out, I just needed to 'rise' to the occasion and 'knead' the dough!
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already! Clearly, the whiskey 'ate' the calendar!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know which one 'ate' first.

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