5 Jokes For Ate

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 11 2025

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The Health-Conscious Eater

Balancing cravings with health goals
They say you are what you eat. I don't remember eating a well-rounded individual. I think I'm more of a scatterplot.

The Foodie Critic

Critiquing food without offending the chef
You know it's a rough meal when the chef's secret ingredient is hope. "Is it missing something?" "Yeah, flavor.

The Competitive Eater

Always needing to out-eat the competition
In an eating contest, I accidentally ate my competition's plate. The judge was like, "That's not how you win." I was like, "But it's all part of the buffet, right?

The Accidental Eater

Unintentional culinary mishaps
I can turn any recipe into a disaster. The last time I cooked, the smoke detector applauded my efforts.

The Overindulgent Eater

Balancing appetite with social grace
I ordered a family-sized pizza for myself. They asked, "For how many people?" I said, "Oh, it's for a very hungry family. Just one.

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