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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. Clearly, the book 'ate' my attention!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of standing up! Seems like it 'ate' a bit too much energy!
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I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' I guess the books 'ate' my attention!
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit 'choco-ill-ate'.
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I asked the waiter for a steak well-done, but this one is a bit 'over-ate'!
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Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're a bit 'shellfish' after all they 'ate'!
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a banker. Turns out, I just needed to 'rise' to the occasion and 'knead' the dough!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it 'saw' the salad dressing it was about to 'ate'!
The Stealthy Eater Strikes Again
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People say I ate the entire pizza by myself like it's a bad thing. Hey, I've just got skills! It's not every day you witness a masterclass in pizza consumption. Call it the art of disappearing slices!
The Legend of the Snack Snatcher
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I'm convinced my house has a snack-stealing specter. It's not me who 'ate' all the candy; it's the ghost of midnight munchies! Paranormal Activity: Snack Edition.
The 'Ate' Escape
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They say I ate too much. I like to think of it as providing a hiding place for the extra food. I'm not overeating; I'm just creating a secret stash in my stomach. You never know when a snack emergency might strike!
The Mysterious Case of the Disappearing Cake
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You ever get accused of eating the last piece of cake in the fridge? It's like being in a ghost story. I'm the prime suspect, the cake's disappeared, and suddenly I'm the phantom who supposedly ate it! I should add Cake Ghost to my resume.
The Cookie Conundrum
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You know, the word ate just haunts me. It's like a stealthy ninja, sneaking up on me in the form of empty cookie jars and missing slices of pie. I don't need ghost hunters; I need a snack detective!
The Stealthy Midnight Feaster
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Late-night eating has its own set of challenges. I'm so stealthy; I should have been a secret agent. Instead of being caught red-handed, I'm caught crumb-mouthed—another 'ate' crime!
The Mystery of the Missing Leftovers
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Ever get blamed for finishing the leftovers? It's like being in a detective novel, but I'm both the suspect and the victim. Who 'ate' the pasta? I didn't devour it; I merely offered it a new home inside me.
The Case of the Vanishing Treats
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Have you ever felt like a magician because of snacks? I wave my hands, say Abra-cadabra, and poof! The snacks vanish. I'm starting to think I've got a secret talent—snack magic!
The Midnight Snack Haunting
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Late-night snacking always gets me. I'm convinced my fridge is haunted by a munchie-seeking ghost. I'll wake up, innocent, in the morning to find evidence—crumbs on the counter and whispers of, Who 'ate' the cookies?
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