bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
You ever hear someone trying to insult you, but they just butcher the whole thing? Like, they're trying to throw some shade, but it comes out sounding like they're trying to give you a compliment? "Hey, nice shirt, it almost looks good on you!" Oh, thanks, I guess? It's like they're trying to assemble an insult from IKEA instructions, but they end up with a compliment bookshelf instead. And then there are those backhanded compliments. You know, the ones that start nice but end up feeling like a punch in the gut? "You're really smart for someone who didn't go to college." Oh, thank you! I think? It's like they're saying, "Hey, you've achieved so much considering how low my expectations of you were!
0
0
I admire people who can insult you in such a way that you don't even realize it until three days later in the shower when you're like, "Wait a minute!" It's like they're ninjas of negativity, striking with their words when you least expect it. You're going about your day, feeling all confident, and then, bam! They hit you with a comment that feels like a paper cut to your soul. But let's be honest, the best comebacks to insults are the ones you think of way too late. You're in bed at 3 AM, and suddenly your brain goes, "Hey, remember that thing that person said to you three weeks ago? Here's the perfect comeback!" Thanks, brain. Where were you when I needed you, in the heat of the moment?
0
0
You know what's worse than a bad insult? Accidentally giving someone a compliment that sounds like an insult. "Wow, you're so confident. It's amazing how you don't care what people think about your fashion choices!" Oh, thanks, I think? It's like saying, "You're so brave to wear that out in public." And then there's the classic, "You're so unique!" Translation: "You're a special kind of weird that I'm not sure how to handle." It's like they're trying to say, "You're not like everyone else," but it ends up sounding like, "Are you sure you're from this planet?
0
0
Have you ever been on the receiving end of a socially awkward insult? You know, when someone's trying to diss you, but it's like watching a turtle trying to do ballet? They stumble over their words, their face turns redder than a tomato, and you just stand there like, "Should I be insulted or should I offer them a dictionary?" It's like witnessing a verbal train wreck in slow motion. They start strong, then there's a hesitation, and suddenly it's like they've forgotten what words are. You almost want to give them a pat on the back and say, "It's okay, buddy. Insulting people isn't for everyone. Stick to baking or something.
Post a Comment