7 Asults Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 14 2025

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Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian? He was outstanding at telling jokes!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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