5 Asults Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 14 2025

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The Tech-Savvy Grandma

Trying to keep up with the latest technology
I showed her how to use emojis, and now every text ends with a thumbs up, a heart, and the dancing lady. She said, "It adds a little flair to my messages. People should know I'm not just a regular grandma; I'm a cool grandma.

The Overly Polite Neighbor

Dealing with rude people in a polite way
I asked him if he could turn down the volume on his TV a bit. He said, "Of course, my friend. I'll put on some headphones." He then handed me a pair and said, "You can use these if my TV is bothering you." Thanks for the generosity, I guess?

The Sleep-Deprived Parent

Trying to stay awake while dealing with the chaos of parenting
I asked my toddler, "Why don't you sleep through the night?" He looked at me and said, "Daddy, why don't you?" Touche, little one. Touche.

The Job Interviewee

Navigating inappropriate interview questions
Then, they hit me with, "Why should we hire you?" I said, "Because I memorized all the answers to these cliché questions. You'd save a lot on ink and paper printing them out for others.

The Fitness Freak Foodie

Balancing love for food and the desire for a perfect physique
I bought a fitness tracker, and it congratulated me for burning 1,000 calories. I thought, "That's great! Now, where's the nearest pizza place? I need to refuel.

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