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I tried to break up with my ashtray, but it just couldn't handle rejection. It's still stuck to me!
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Why do ashtrays make terrible secret-keepers? They always spill the ashes!
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I asked my ashtray for relationship advice. It said, 'Don't let things burn out, but sometimes, it's okay to flick them away!
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Why did the ashtray refuse to gossip? It believed in keeping things 'butt'ween itself and the cigarettes!
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I asked my ashtray about its new year's resolution. It said, 'To handle more butts and keep my cool.
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I told my friend I quit smoking, and he gifted me an ashtray. Guess he misunderstood 'quitting'!
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