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I always find it funny how ashtrays are this relic of a bygone era. It's like the last stand for smokers. "We may be banned from everywhere, but the ashtray will never die!
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I saw an ashtray the other day and thought, "Man, that's the only dish you don't want to find at a friend's house. 'Would you like some snacks?' 'No thanks, just trying to avoid secondhand smoke guacamole.'
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You ever notice how ashtrays are like time capsules for bad habits? It's like opening one up and finding relics from the 90s – a crumpled napkin, a forgotten lighter, and a fossilized menthol.
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You ever notice how ashtrays are like the VIP section for cigarettes? It's like, "Welcome to the exclusive club, Mr. Marlboro. Enjoy your stay in the glass penthouse.
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I was at a fancy restaurant the other day, and they had those sleek, modern ashtrays. I thought, "Well, if I'm going to destroy my lungs, might as well do it with a touch of class.
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Ashtrays are the only things that get more action when they're dirty. You see a pristine ashtray, and you're like, "Wow, this thing's brand new." But a dirty one? That's seasoned, my friend.
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You ever notice how ashtrays are like the smokers' version of a trophy? "Congratulations on finishing that pack, here's your ashtray. Display it proudly on your coffee table of regrets.
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Ashtrays are like the middlemen between smokers and cleanliness. It's their way of saying, "Sure, you can destroy your lungs, but let's keep the coffee table intact, shall we?
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Ashtrays are like the unsung heroes of the smoking world. They're always there, quietly collecting the remnants of bad decisions. They should come with capes.
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