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The Confused Non-Smoker
Constantly puzzled by the presence of ashtrays
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My friends who smoke always compliment my ashtrays. It's like having a chef praise your kitchen when all you can make is cereal. I'm just here for the aesthetics.
The Forgetful Smoker
Constantly forgetting where they put their ashtray
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I've reached a point where my ashtray has a designated spot, but every time I smoke, it's a magical journey of "Where did I put it this time?" It's like my brain is playing hide-and-seek with my sanity.
The Paranoid Smoker
Constantly worried about people judging them based on their ashtray
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I've started choosing my friends based on whether they appreciate the aesthetics of a good ashtray. It's like a secret society, but with more smoke breaks.
The Eco-Friendly Smoker
Balancing the guilt of smoking with the guilt of using disposable ashtrays
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I tried using a reusable ashtray, but now I feel like I'm in a committed relationship with it. It's there for every smoke break, silently judging my life choices.
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