bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why did the ashtray go to therapy? It had issues with handling emotional butts!
0
0
I tried to teach my ashtray a magic trick. Now it's really good at making butts disappear!
0
0
Why was the ashtray at the party the life of the ash-bash? It could really hold its own!
0
0
Why did the ashtray apply for a job? It wanted to be in the business of butting out!
0
0
What did the ashtray say to the cigarette? 'You light up my life!' Talk about a burning romance!
0
0
What did one ashtray say to the other during a disagreement? 'Don't be so ash-tubborn!
0
0
I tried to make a sculpture out of my old ashtrays. Turns out, I'm just not very 'butt'-istic!
The Ashtray Opera
0
0
Ashtrays in a windy place are like tiny symphonies of chaos. You flick your cigarette, and suddenly, it's a whirlwind of ashes dancing around, performing a majestic ballet before landing in your neighbor's coffee.
The Ashtray Dilemma
0
0
You ever notice how ashtrays are like passive-aggressive reminders of our bad habits? They're like, Oh, you're trying to quit smoking? Here, let me just sit here and tempt you with my shiny, ashy depths.
Ashtrays: The Covert Collectibles
0
0
I think some people secretly collect ashtrays. They're like, Oh, this one's from a Parisian café in the '60s, and this one's from an exclusive club in New York. It's the only collection where the more you have, the worse it looks!
Ashtrays, the Ambiguous Artifact
0
0
Ever encounter an ashtray that's so artsy, you can't tell which end is up? You're there, rotating it, trying to figure out if it's a modernist sculpture or just a confused container for cigarette butts.
The Great Ashtray Escape
0
0
Ever accidentally bumped into an ashtray? It's like a scene from an action movie! Ashes flying, cigarettes rolling, and you're desperately trying to catch everything before it turns your carpet into a mosaic of regrets.
Ashtrays, the Culinary Conundrum
0
0
Why do restaurants even bother having fancy ashtrays on the table? It's like they're saying, Welcome to our fine establishment! Here's our beautiful porcelain ashtray to pair with your exquisite meal. Enjoy the smoky aftertaste!
The Ashtray Conundrum
0
0
Have you ever seen an ashtray in someone's home that's more decorative than functional? It's like they're saying, Yes, it's an ashtray, but we only use it for storing spare change. The ashtray's true purpose is a mystery even to us!
The Ashtray Serenade
0
0
Ever heard the song an ashtray makes when someone carelessly taps their cigarette against it? It's a percussion masterpiece, accompanied by the rhythmic chorus of smokers everywhere saying, Oops, sorry about that.
Ashtrays in the Wild
0
0
Have you ever stumbled upon an ashtray in the wild? It's like finding an ancient artifact. You approach it cautiously, wondering if it's a trap set by smokers trying to lure you into their nicotine circle.
Post a Comment