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What do you call a group of arms dealers in a band? The Trigger Happy Quartet!
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Why did the arms dealer switch careers to become a tailor? He wanted to make a killing in suits!
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Why did the arms dealer go broke? Because he lost his grip on the market!
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What do you call an arms dealer who's also a musician? A firearm-onica player!
Arms Dealer's Relationship Advice
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So, the arms dealer tried to give me relationship advice the other day. He said, Just like choosing the right gun, it's all about finding the perfect caliber of love. I thought, Great, now I need a ballistic chart for my dating life!
Arms Dealer, the Unofficial Matchmaker
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You know, I met this guy the other day who calls himself an arms dealer. I thought, Great, now even my weapons have a better love life than I do! He's out there connecting missiles and making sure bullets find their soulmates. I can barely get a date for Saturday night!
Arms Dealer's Discount Dating Service
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I heard the arms dealer has diversified his business. Now, not only can you get a rocket launcher, but he also throws in a free matchmaking service. Nothing says romance like a discount on an AK-47 and a dinner reservation for two at a warzone!
Arms Dealer's Wedding Planner
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I hired the arms dealer as my wedding planner. He said, We'll make it a blast! I thought he meant a great party, but turns out he was talking about literal explosions during the ceremony. Who knew till death do us part could be so literal?
Arms Dealer's Marriage Proposal
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My friend got proposed to by an arms dealer. He got down on one knee and said, Will you be the bullet to my gun? I guess love is like a loaded weapon – it can be explosive and potentially dangerous.
Arms Dealer's Wedding Registry
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I found out the arms dealer has a wedding registry now. Forget toasters and blenders; they're registering for tactical gear and bulletproof vests. Nothing says eternal love like a set of matching flak jackets.
Arms Dealer's Relationship Counselor
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I tried couples therapy with the arms dealer. He asked us to express our feelings through a symbolic exchange of grenades. Let me tell you, it didn't end well. On the bright side, at least the therapist had experience in explosive relationships.
Arms Dealer's Speed Dating
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I went to an arms dealer's speed dating event last week. It was intense! Instead of small talk, people were discussing their favorite firearms. I overheard someone say, I love a good sniper rifle, and I'm also looking for a long-range relationship.
Arms Dealer's Romantic Getaway
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I asked the arms dealer for a romantic getaway recommendation, and he suggested a scenic war zone. He said, The sound of gunfire and explosions is the perfect backdrop for a candlelit dinner. I think I'll stick to beaches and sunsets, thanks.
Arms Dealer's Relationship Status
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I saw the arms dealer update his relationship status on social media. It said, It's complicated – my heart belongs to high-caliber ammunition, but I'm open to a fling with surface-to-air missiles. Well, at least he's honest about his commitment issues!
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