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The Ethical Arms Dealer
Trying to be morally upright in a shady business
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I'm so ethical, I sell guns with a 'return to sender' option. Not sure if FedEx stole my idea or if I should reconsider my target audience.
The Rookie Arms Dealer
Trying to sound tough but being clueless
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My first day, I said, 'I'm locked and loaded with the best.' Turned out, I was just stuck in the bathroom with a jammed door.
The Arms Dealer Who's Over It
Exhausted with the constant demand and scrutiny
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They say 'the pen is mightier than the sword.' But have you seen the profit margin on a sword? I'd happily sell a hundred pens for that!
The Technologically Savvy Arms Dealer
Dealing with outdated weapon requests
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Someone asked if I had a 'state-of-the-art' weapon. I said, 'Absolutely!' and handed them a rock. Hey, it was 'state-of-the-art' in the Stone Age!
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