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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Anyone Can Date
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You ever hear the phrase, Anyone can date? Well, I've been on some dates that felt like I was auditioning for a comedy show. I once took someone to a fancy restaurant, and they asked the waiter if they served chicken nuggets. Yeah, romance is not dead; it's just ordering from the kids' menu.
Anyone Can Drive
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Have you ever been stuck in traffic and thought, Anyone can drive? I mean, have you seen some people on the road? It's like they got their driver's license from a cereal box. Blinkers seem to be optional for them. I'm convinced some folks think the gas pedal is a suggestion.
Anyone Can Take a Selfie
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They say, Anyone can take a selfie. Well, I tried capturing the perfect selfie, but my phone's camera was like, You sure about this angle? I ended up looking like I just discovered what a camera was for the first time. Maybe I'll stick to being the photographer and not the subject.
Anyone Can Cook
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You know they say, Anyone can cook. Well, I tried making scrambled eggs once, and let me tell you, my kitchen looked like a crime scene. Gordon Ramsay would have called it a culinary disaster. The only thing I successfully cooked up was regret.
Anyone Can DIY
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They say, Anyone can DIY, but the last time I tried fixing a leaky faucet, I turned my kitchen into a splash zone. I'm pretty sure the water damage was the least of my problems. I'm just grateful my attempt at being handy didn't flood the entire neighborhood.
Anyone Can Budget
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Have you heard the one about how anyone can budget? I tried making a budget once, and it was so strict that even my coffee filed for bankruptcy. Apparently, I'm not cut out for financial planning. My wallet and I have an open relationship - it's open to the idea of letting money escape.
Anyone Can Sing
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You ever hear the saying, Anyone can sing? Well, my shower begs to differ. I hit a note in there the other day that made the shampoo bottle jump out of my hand. I guess I should stick to lip-syncing in the safety of my bathroom.
Anyone Can Parent
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They say, Anyone can parent, but after babysitting my niece for a weekend, I realized it's more like surviving a tiny, adorable tornado. Parenting is a 24/7 job, and the pay is in sticky hugs and macaroni art. I'm starting to think maybe I'll stick to being the cool aunt.
Anyone Can Adult
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You ever hear the phrase, Anyone can adult? I recently had to adult and do taxes. It's like solving a puzzle, but all the pieces are in a language I don't speak. I filled out a form, crossed my fingers, and sent it in. If I get audited, I'll just tell the IRS it was a cry for help.
Anyone Can Exercise
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They say, Anyone can exercise. I decided to give it a shot and signed up for a yoga class. Let me tell you, trying to contort my body into those positions made me question if I'm actually made of rubber. I left the class more twisted than a season finale plot twist.
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