10+ Best One Liners anyone Jokes

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's uplifting!

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

I'm writing a book about hurricanes. It's a whirlwind of emotions.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It's just gathering dust.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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