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Ever notice how anyone who says they're "just stopping by" will end up on your couch for at least three hours, treating it like their own personal therapy session? "Yeah, I'm just passing through... emotionally.
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Why is it that anyone who claims to have a foolproof recipe for scrambled eggs always forgets to mention the part where you accidentally set off the smoke alarm and have to open all the windows? Thanks for the heads up, culinary wizards!
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Anyone who says they can fold a fitted sheet perfectly is either a wizard or lying. I swear, I've tried to fold those things, and it always ends up looking like a failed origami project.
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You ever notice how anyone becomes an expert on parallel parking when they're sitting in the passenger seat? "Oh, you should've turned there! Come on, anyone can see that!
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I love how anyone can turn into a detective when searching for the TV remote. It's like we're on a crime scene investigation, interrogating everyone in the room. "Where were you when the remote disappeared?
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You ever notice how anyone who claims to be a terrible dancer somehow becomes the star of the dance floor after a couple of drinks? Suddenly they're busting out moves you didn't even know existed.
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Has anyone else noticed that the snooze button on an alarm clock has a magical power? It can turn anyone into a five-time Olympic gold medalist in the sport of "Getting Out of Bed.
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You know you're officially an adult when you get excited about a new sponge for the kitchen. It's like, "Wow, this one has a scrubby side and everything! I must show it off to anyone who enters my home.
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Have you ever borrowed someone's pen, and suddenly you're entrusted with their entire life story? "Oh, that pen? I got it on a trip to the Grand Canyon back in '09. It's been through a lot, just like me.
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