5 Anyone Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 14 2025

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Laundry

The mystery of disappearing socks
I've accepted that I'll never have a complete pair of socks. My sock drawer is a support group for singles looking for their lost partners.

Office Supplies

When pens run out of ink too soon
Bought a pen that said it could write underwater. Tried it in my fish tank. Now I have a suicidal pen and a very confused goldfish.

Traffic Jams

Dealing with traffic jams and irrational road rage
I got cut off today, and my inner Zen master emerged. I just took a deep breath and thought, "Ah, yes, I see. They're practicing the art of unexpected lane change meditation.

Coffee Cups

The struggle of not getting burned by hot coffee
Coffee cups are like my exes. They promise warmth, but in the end, someone's getting hurt, and it's usually me.

Smartphones

Autocorrect making you say things you never meant
Autocorrect turned my message from "I'm feeling lucky" to "I'm feeling yucky." Well, thanks for the self-esteem boost, phone. I wasn't trying to impress my crush or anything.

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