7 Jokes For Alert

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Updated on: Jan 18 2025

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I asked my phone if it was 'alert'. It replied, 'I'm charged up and ready to 'ring'!
My dog loves 'alert' music. It's always howling in tune!
The traffic cone was feeling 'alert'. It wanted to stay ahead of the curve!
The GPS was feeling 'alert'. It needed directions to find its sense of purpose!
I told my alarm clock it was time to stop snoozing. It replied, 'I'm just trying to 'alert' you to the concept of five more minutes!
I bought a dictionary that only has 'alert' definitions. It's on the edge of every word!
I asked the ocean if it was 'alert'. It replied, 'I'm just keeping my current under control!

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