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The Overcaffeinated Barista
Juggling the demand for perfectly brewed coffee while trying not to become overly alert from too much caffeine.
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I tried a decaf lifestyle once. It was so uneventful; I felt like a superhero without a supervillain. Now I'm back to being fully alert, ready to battle sleepiness, one espresso shot at a time.
The Paranoid Pet Owner
Staying alert to every sound and movement, convinced that your pet is up to no good, especially when you can't find them.
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Cats have this uncanny ability to vanish into thin air. You could be alert, looking right at them, and then poof! It's like they've mastered the art of invisibility, leaving you wondering if you ever had a cat in the first place.
The Tech Support Specialist
Staying alert to fix technical issues while dealing with customers who have no idea what they're doing.
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I've become so good at being alert during tech support calls that I can now diagnose a computer problem just by the tone of panic in someone's voice when they say, "I think I accidentally deleted everything.
The Sleep-Deprived Parent
Trying to stay alert while dealing with a baby who's determined to keep you up all night.
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My baby is so considerate. He waits until I'm deep in sleep, dreaming about a full night's rest, and then wakes me up to remind me that alertness is overrated.
The Fitness Guru
Staying alert to maintain a healthy lifestyle while surrounded by the temptation of deliciously unhealthy food.
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I went to a fitness class, and the instructor said we need to be alert and feel the burn. I felt the burn, alright—turns out, it was just my pizza rolls in the oven. Fitness alert level: snack crisis averted.
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