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Why did the light bulb go to therapy? It had an 'enlightening' moment and wanted to 'alert' others!
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged and it's 'alert' now!
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Why did the scarecrow get an 'alert' citation? Because it was outstanding in its field!
The Forgotten Anniversary
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Forgetting an anniversary is like playing marital roulette. Will it be roses or the silent treatment? Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen!
The Spilled Coffee
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Spilling coffee on a Monday is like a prelude to a Shakespearean tragedy. To sip or not to sip, that is the question!
The Forgotten Milk
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I went to the store for just one thing: milk. Came back with everything but milk. Who knew the grocery store was a labyrinth of distractions and regret?
The Unread Email
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Ever look at your unread emails and think, If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I'd have a gold medal?
The Lost Sock
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People say life's about finding the missing pieces. I say it's about finding that one missing sock that disappeared in the laundry. Seriously, where do they go?
The Lost Remote
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Ever lost the TV remote and thought, Guess I'm exercising today!? Every cloud has a silver lining, even if it's searching between couch cushions.
The Unanswered Call
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When someone doesn’t answer your call but texts you, it's like being ghosted but with subtitles. Hey, I'd appreciate a vocal rejection, thank you very much!
The Parking Ticket
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Getting a parking ticket is like a surprise party, but instead of cake, you get a fine. Thanks, city hall, for reminding me how much you care!
The Overdue Library Book
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Returning an overdue library book feels like handing over a criminal at the border. I promise it wasn’t a hostage situation; I just got too engrossed!
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