6 Jokes For Alert

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Updated on: Jan 18 2025

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My computer screen is always 'alert'. It's constantly making eye contact!
My plant is incredibly 'alert'. It's always rooting for itself!
I tried to make a 'alert' pun, but it fell flat. Guess I should have pressed the 'snooze' button on that one!
I tried to write a 'alert' joke, but it kept buzzing off in different directions. I think it's on vibrate mode!
The computer kept 'alerting' me about low disk space. I guess it's time for some data-dieting!
My cat is so 'alert'. It's always in purr-suasion mode!

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