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What's a three-year-old's favorite subject in school? Snackematics – the art of counting cookies before eating them!
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Why did the three-year-old bring a magnifying glass to the playground? To make ants look giant-sized!
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Why did the three-year-old bring a ladder to the bar? Because he wanted to reach for the high chairs!
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Why did the three-year-old bring a pencil to bed? In case he wanted to draw some dreams!
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Why did the three-year-old bring a suitcase to daycare? He heard it was a trip to the land of snacks!
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Why did the three-year-old take a toy to the dinner table? He wanted to have a 'plate date' with his favorite action figure!
Master Negotiators
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Three-year-olds have this remarkable ability to make you question who's really in charge. One minute, you're the adult with years of experience; the next, you're bartering with a tiny human over the merits of broccoli versus gummy bears. Hint: gummy bears always win.
Tiny Tyrants
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Have you ever debated philosophy with a three-year-old? They're like mini existentialists, questioning everything. Why is the sky blue? Why can't I fly? I swear, negotiating with them feels like trying to explain quantum physics to a goldfish.
Cute Confusion
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Negotiating with a three-year-old is like solving a riddle wrapped in a mystery, covered in stickers. You think you've cracked the code, but then they hit you with a demand so random, you wonder if they're plotting world domination or just really want that extra cookie.
Tiny Rulebreakers
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Ever tried setting boundaries with a three-year-old? It's like establishing a 'no ice cream before dinner' policy in a candy store. They'll push the limits so far, you'll find yourself contemplating whether bedtime is just a societal construct.
Negotiation Warfare
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Three-year-olds are like little negotiators with a twist. You ask them to put on shoes, and suddenly it's a strategic battle of wills. It's like engaging in a high-stakes negotiation where the currency is Cheerios and bedtime stories.
Emotional Diplomacy
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Negotiating with a three-year-old is like navigating a maze of emotions. One minute, they're gleefully singing the ABCs, and the next, they're on the floor wailing because you cut their sandwich into squares instead of triangles. Who knew geometry was a negotiation tactic?
Toddler TED Talks
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Three-year-olds could probably teach a masterclass in persuasive speaking. They have this uncanny ability to make you reconsider your stance on things you were pretty darn sure about. It's like attending a lecture series on The Power of Persistent Pouting.
Strategic Meltdowns
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Three-year-olds have the negotiation tactics of a seasoned diplomat. They start with the cute voice and puppy eyes, but when that doesn't work, it's a full-scale emotional meltdown. It's like they attended a masterclass in Negotiating Through Tears 101.
Tiny Dictators
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Dealing with a three-year-old is like navigating a minefield of unpredictability. One moment, they're sweet angels; the next, they're demanding to wear a swimsuit to grandma's birthday party in December. And you? You're just along for the rollercoaster ride.
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