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If you want an honest opinion, ask a three-year-old. They have no filter whatsoever. "Do you like my drawing?" Brace yourself for the brutal honesty: "It looks like a purple elephant with spaghetti legs, but I love it!
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Ever tried teaching patience to a three-year-old? It's like convincing a hummingbird to take up meditation. Waiting is not their forte. The moment you say "soon," they're already halfway through asking, "Is it soon yet?
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Three-year-olds are like tiny scientists conducting never-ending experiments. They'll test the law of gravity by dropping every item within arm's reach. Sorry, floor, for being the lab for their groundbreaking research.
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Three-year-olds have an uncanny ability to spot the most random things. You could spend hours looking for your keys, and they'll find them in the toy box, right next to a plastic banana and a toy dinosaur wearing a cape.
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Three-year-olds are like tiny spies with zero concept of subtlety. They'll loudly whisper a secret in public that's supposed to be a top-secret mission. "Hey, guess what? Mommy's hiding the cookies in the pantry!
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Trying to reason with a three-year-old is an extreme sport. You present a well-thought-out argument, and they counter it with "But why?" until you've circled back to explaining why the sky is blue for the tenth time in a row.
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Three-year-olds are masters of repeating embarrassing things you said in public. You'll be in the grocery store, and suddenly, they'll loudly proclaim, "Remember when you said you don't like Aunt Martha's lasagna?!
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You ever try negotiating with a three-year-old? It's like entering a high-stakes business deal with a tiny, irrational CEO. "I'll give you two cookies for three minutes of quiet time." Negotiation skills should come as a mandatory course for parents.
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Three-year-olds have the energy of a tornado and the curiosity of a detective. They'll exhaust you with questions, bouncing around like they're powered by a perpetual motion machine. "Why? Why? Why? Can we play now? Why?" It's a whirlwind of enthusiasm and inquiries!
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