8 A Three Year Old Jokes

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Updated on: May 28 2025

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What's a three-year-old's advice on life? Nap often, play hard, and always keep a stash of cookies nearby – the keys to happiness!
What's a three-year-old's favorite game at the beach? Sandcastle demolition – they're experts at wrecking towers!
What's a three-year-old's favorite dance move? The toddler two-step – it's all about those wobbly steps!
What's a three-year-old's favorite bedtime story? One that includes a friendly monster under the bed sharing snacks!
What do you call a three-year-old who can play the guitar? A kiddie rockstar!
What's a three-year-old's favorite kind of party? A nap party – they're experts at crashing!
Why did the three-year-old refuse to share crayons? He believed colors were top-secret and not for sharing!
What's a three-year-old's secret talent? Making you laugh when you least expect it – toddler stand-up comedy!

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