5 A Three Year Old Jokes

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Updated on: May 28 2025

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Toy Time Trouble

Sharing toys with a three-year-old
Sharing toys with a three-year-old is an exercise in patience. It's like having a tiny CEO who thinks possession is nine-tenths of the law.

Dress-Up Drama

Trying to dress a three-year-old
Dressing a three-year-old is a battle of wills. They want to wear a tutu to the supermarket and rain boots in the desert. Fashion sense? Optional!

Shopping Saga

Taking a three-year-old to the store
Going to the store with a three-year-old is a workout. You lift them, chase them, and sometimes even dodge their strategic throw-everything-out-of-the-cart maneuvers.

Mealtime Mayhem

Getting a picky eater to finish their meal
Asking a three-year-old to eat their dinner is like requesting a royal audience. You have to bow, plead, and possibly bribe with dessert just to get an audience with the mighty empty plate.

Bedtime Battles

Negotiating bedtime with a three-year-old
Three-year-olds have mastered the art of stalling at bedtime. They should be hired as consultants for procrastinators worldwide.

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