8 A Sick Girlfriend Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 23 2025

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My girlfriend's sickness makes her a great DJ. She's always dropping sick beats!
Why did the sick girlfriend wear sunglasses? She didn't want to be recognized with her tissue paper trail!
I told my sick girlfriend a joke about bed rest. She laughed... then coughed, sneezed, and groaned.
My girlfriend's sick day agenda: Sip tea, watch movies, and perfect the art of the dramatic cough!
My girlfriend's sick day remedy? A hot shower, a cozy blanket, and a playlist titled 'Sick Beats'!
Why did the sick girlfriend bring a ladder to bed? She wanted to raise her temperature!
My girlfriend said her cold was like a long-distance relationship. It's hard to get over!
My sick girlfriend's phone fell into the soup she was having. Now it's been calling in sick!

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