7+ Best One Liners a sick girlfriend Jokes

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My girlfriend's cold is like a stubborn guest. It's overstaying its welcome!

I asked my sick girlfriend how she was feeling. She said, 'Like I've been blown away... by this cold!

My girlfriend's sneeze is so loud, it should come with a volume knob!

My girlfriend's sneeze is so powerful, I think it's a hidden superpower in disguise!

My sick girlfriend's favorite song? 'I'm Fever Gonna Give You Up'!

I told my sick girlfriend a joke about influenza, but it went over her head. It was too viral!

My girlfriend's a champ at being sick. She's got a black belt in cough-a-te!

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