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You know you've reached peak adulting when your date night involves arguing over the ideal room temperature for someone battling a fever. Romance is officially measured in degrees now.
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You haven't truly experienced fear until you've tried to squeeze into bed without waking up your sick partner who's sleeping like a hibernating bear. Stealth mode: relationship edition.
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Being in a relationship with a sick person is like living in a real-life episode of a medical drama. I've even started narrating our lives in my head with dramatic music playing when I hand her a tissue. Spoiler alert: It's not as epic as it sounds.
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I thought surprising my sick girlfriend with a bouquet of flowers would lift her spirits. Little did I know, the only thing blooming in our relationship was her collection of used tissues.
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I asked my sick girlfriend if there's anything I could do for her, and she said, "Just don't get sick too." I'm over here contemplating wearing a hazmat suit and considering a separate bathroom for the next week.
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I asked my sick girlfriend what she wanted for dinner, and she said, "Anything that doesn't taste like cardboard." So naturally, I ordered a pizza and considered it a culinary triumph.
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You know your relationship has reached a new level when you have more cold medicine flavors in your cabinet than actual food options. I'm over here contemplating if "Cherry Blast" pairs well with pasta.
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My girlfriend insisted on watching a tearjerker movie while she was sick. I handed her a tissue and said, "Just making sure you're prepared for the movie, not because you're actually crying... right?
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The other day, my girlfriend sneezed, and I responded with, "Bless you, and can you pass me the hand sanitizer?" Romance in the time of flu season, ladies and gentlemen.
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