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My sick girlfriend tried to take a selfie. She couldn't - her camera had too much 'achoo-toshop'!
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Why did the sick girlfriend bring a bell to bed? She wanted to ring for 'achoo-istance'!
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Why did the sick girlfriend break up with her temperature-taking boyfriend? She couldn't handle the heat!
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My sick girlfriend told me she wanted to be treated like a princess. So, I called her Cinder-ill-a!
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When my girlfriend got sick, I asked her if she needed anything. She replied, 'Just your undivided atchoo-tention!
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I asked my sick girlfriend if she needed some chicken soup. She said, 'No thanks, I'm already a little cock-a-doodle-doo!
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Why did the sick girlfriend start a band? She wanted to perform a few 'cough-up hits'!
The Overdramatic Soundtrack
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Every time my girlfriend gets sick, it's like I'm in a dramatic Bollywood movie. There's the constant melodramatic background music, and if I don't fetch her soup in time, cue the tears and slow-motion.
The Challenges of Love and Flu
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You ever try taking care of a sick girlfriend? It's like being in a horror movie where instead of a monster chasing you, it's a tissue box, and every time you think you've defeated it, it multiplies.
The Real Man Flu
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You know how they say men exaggerate when they're sick? My girlfriend takes it to another level. One sneeze and suddenly, she believes she's reenacting the last scene from 'Titanic.
The Tissue Terror
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If you've never seen a grown woman transform into a tissue monster, come to my house when my girlfriend's sick. It's like a never-ending game of 'Whack-a-Mole,' but with used tissues.
The Temperature Tango
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You'd think the hardest part about a sick girlfriend is nursing her back to health. Nah, the real challenge? Deciphering the true meaning behind I'm cold when it's 75 degrees inside.
The Doctor's Dilemma
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Took my sick girlfriend to the doctor. The doctor took one look at her and said, I've seen less dramatic performances in soap operas.
The Soup Chronicles
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They say chicken soup is the remedy for the soul. With my sick girlfriend, it's like watching a cooking show where every episode ends with her rating my broth on a scale from meh to I'm considering moving out.
The Blanket Battles
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The most intense wars aren't fought on battlefields; they're fought over the blanket. One tug-of-war with my sick girlfriend, and suddenly I'm the antagonist in her bedtime drama.
The Sick Day Olympics
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Taking care of a sick girlfriend is like competing in the Sick Day Olympics. There's the sneezing relay, the coughing marathon, and let's not forget the synchronized tea-drinking event.
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