7 Jokes For A Man Walks Into A Bar

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Updated on: Jun 11 2025

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sandwich. The bartender says, 'Sorry, but we don't serve food here.
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we only serve noble gases here.' The man doesn't react.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So the bartender gives it to him.
Why did the math book go to the bar? To find some problems to solve.
I told the bartender a joke about construction. He didn't find it concrete enough.
A man walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, 'Olive or twist?
A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender says, 'Hey, you've got a steering wheel in your pants!' The man replies, 'Yeah, and it's driving me nuts!

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