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The Barfly
Trying to blend in and avoid responsibilities
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This fella walks into the bar and claims, 'I'm here to catch up with old friends.' I said, 'Mate, your only old friend here is that barstool.'
The Clean Freak Bartender
Trying to maintain cleanliness amidst chaos
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This dude walks in, sneezes without covering his mouth, and says, 'I'm just spreading good vibes!' I handed him a tissue and said, 'Please, spread those vibes elsewhere.'
The Regular Customer
Trying to impress others
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There's always someone showing off their knowledge. This guy's like, 'I know how to avoid a hangover.' I said, 'Yeah? How?' He replies, 'Stay drunk.' Now, that's a life philosophy!
The Bar Band
Dealing with distracting patrons
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This guy walks in, starts tapping his feet loudly to the music, and goes, 'I'm just adding percussion!' I replied, 'You're more like a one-man band disrupting our harmony.'
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