10 Jokes For A Man Walks Into A Bar

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Updated on: Jun 11 2025

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I once saw a man walk into a bar and order a double shot of confidence. The bartender said, "Coming right up, but just so you know, that's on the house.
A man walks into a bar and starts discussing quantum physics. I thought, "Finally, someone who's here for the intellectual stimulation... or he's just lost his trivia night team.
I've always wondered, when a man walks into a bar, is it for the atmosphere, the company, or just to prove he can navigate obstacles after a few drinks?
You ever notice how every time a man walks into a bar in movies, it's either the start of a joke or a scene of regret? "A man walks into a bar... and now he's reconsidering his life choices.
If a man walks into a bar and no one's there to see it, did it really happen? And more importantly, did he still get charged for the cover?
Every time a man walks into a bar, I wonder, did he forget his glasses? Or is he just trying to find out if it's still socially acceptable to order a martini shaken, not stirred?
I saw a man walk into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. I thought, "That's impressive, teaching a parrot to drink responsibly.
You know, when a man walks into a bar, it's like the universe is setting up for a punchline we've all heard before. But what if one day he walked in and said, "You know what? I'm here for the kale salad and sparkling water.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" You know, for all the times we've heard that joke, I've never actually seen someone walk into a bar and say anything else. Like, "Wow, this place has great ambiance!
Why is it always a man walking into a bar? Ladies, are we too smart to walk into a bar or are we just better at using Google Maps?

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