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Joke Types
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A man walks into a bar and orders a joke. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve your punchline here.
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Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the tomato turn red at the bar? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He says, 'A round of drinks for everyone, and one for the road!
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I ordered a chicken and an egg at the bar. The bartender said, 'Sorry, we don't serve breakfast.
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I told the bartender a joke about a broken pencil. He didn't get it because it was pointless.
Bar Havoc
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So, a man walks into a bar, and the bartender says, Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here. The man responds, That's okay, I'm just here for a quick drink in the past!
Bar Banter
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This fella walks into a bar, and the bartender smirks, What'll it be? The man replies, I'll have a joke on the rocks, shaken, not stirred. Oh, and a drink too!
Alien Intervention
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A man enters a bar, and the bartender eyes him suspiciously. The man chuckles and says, Don't worry, I come in peace. I'm just here to check if Earth's beer is as terrible as the intergalactic rumors claim!
Drink-o-nomics
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A man strolls into a bar, and the bartender immediately perks up. The man sighs, Don't get too excited, I'm just here to study the economic phenomenon of overpriced cocktails!
Pub Parallel
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So, this bloke wanders into a bar, and the bartender's jaw drops. The man reassures, Don't worry, I'm just a glitch in the matrix trying to figure out why happy hour doesn't last forever!
Unexpected Encounter
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This guy strolls into a bar, and suddenly, a genie appears. The bartender freaks out, and the man says, Relax, it's okay. I've used up my three wishes already—just here for the happy hour!
Barroom Wisdom
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A man casually walks into a bar, and the bartender says, Why the long face? The man replies, I was about to ask you the same thing after seeing your drink prices!
Time Traveler's Troubles
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A man casually enters a bar, and the bartender raises an eyebrow. The man grins and says, I've come from the future to tell you... the next round is on me!
Mixing Realities
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So, this dude strides into a bar, and the bartender looks puzzled. The man explains, I come in peace from the parallel universe where drinks are free on Thursdays!
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