7 Jokes For A Doctor And A Lawyer

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Updated on: Jul 28 2025

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How does a doctor and a lawyer settle arguments? They 'negotiate' over medical malpractice while presenting legal 'prescriptions'!
Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to the doctor's office? Because he heard the doc was 'raising the bar' in healthcare!
What did the doctor say to the lawyer about their legal advice? 'Your arguments are so strong, they could cure a headache!
Why did the doctor bring a briefcase to the courtroom? To prove he had a 'strong case' against sickness!
How does a doctor and a lawyer handle stress? They 'sue' for peace of mind and prescribe 'laughter therapy'!
How does a doctor and a lawyer throw a party? They 'litigate' over the guest list and 'prescribe' the best music!
Why did the lawyer read medical books? He wanted to learn about 'objectionable anatomy'!

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