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Why did the doctor and the lawyer go to the beach together? They wanted to see if they could 'court' some waves!
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What did the doctor say to the lawyer about their chess game? 'Your moves are strategic, but let's 'litigate' for a checkmate!
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What did the lawyer say to the doctor who wanted to file a lawsuit against a zoo? 'Are you looking to 'sue' the animals for 'excessive monkey business'?!
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Why was the lawyer so calm during surgery? He knew how to 'appeal' to the patient's better judgment!
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What did the lawyer say to the doctor at the golf course? 'Your swing is good, but let me give you some 'legal' advice on that putt!
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Why did the lawyer become a doctor? He wanted to 'object' to illness and 'cross-examine' germs!
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What did the doctor say to the lawyer who wanted to sue a bakery? 'I think you knead more than 'dough' to win this case!
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Why did the doctor and the lawyer start a band together? They wanted to perform 'malpractice' on bad music!
Legal Prescription
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I asked the lawyer if he ever prescribes legal advice like a doctor prescribes medicine. He said, Of course! Take two lawsuits and call me in the morning. If symptoms persist, we'll see you in court!
The Medical Bill vs. The Legal Bill
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The doctor told me his medical bills are sky-high. The lawyer overheard and said, You think your bills are bad? Try explaining to a client that legal research isn't just Googling their problem. My search history is a legal Pandora's Box!
Waiting Room Wisdom
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I overheard the doctor giving legal advice to the lawyer in the waiting room. He said, You know, in our profession, we always say laughter is the best medicine. The lawyer replied, Well, in my world, we bill by the hour. Laughter might be good, but billable hours are better!
Malpractice vs. Legal Practice
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So, a doctor and a lawyer are arguing about who has the more stressful job. The doctor says, I deal with life and death situations every day. The lawyer smirks and says, Well, I deal with clients who think leaving their fortune to their pet parrot is a brilliant idea. Try arguing with that!
The Doctor and the Lawyer Walk into a Bar
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You know, a doctor and a lawyer walk into a bar. The doctor says, I'll have a shot, and the lawyer responds, I'll just take a deposition. And I'm sitting there thinking, Great, now we've got one person trying to cure hangovers and another one causing them!
Legal Lingo Checkup
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I asked the doctor and lawyer if they ever use each other's jargon. The doctor said, I tried using legal terms once, but my patient sued me for malpractice. Apparently, telling someone 'You have the right to remain silent' during surgery isn't very reassuring!
Operating Table Negotiations
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Imagine having a surgery where the doctor and lawyer team up. The doctor says, We need to remove the appendix, and the lawyer adds, But only if it signs a consent form first. We can't risk a malpractice lawsuit from an angry appendix!
Operation Courtroom Drama
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I suggested the doctor and lawyer collaborate on a TV show. The doctor was up for it, but the lawyer said, Sure, as long as we have a courtroom in the hospital. You never know when a medical malpractice case might break out during surgery!
White Coat, Black Robe
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I asked the doctor and the lawyer if they ever swap outfits for fun. The doctor said, No way, I don't want to be caught wearing a suit; it might make people trust me less! The lawyer chimed in, And I don't want someone asking me for legal advice when I'm in scrubs. 'Doc, can you sue this flu virus for personal injury?'
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