7 Jokes For A Doctor And A Lawyer

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Updated on: Jul 28 2025

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer when asked about the best defense? 'An apple a day keeps the lawyer away!
How did the doctor and the lawyer become friends? They both understood the importance of 'good case history'!
Why did the lawyer carry a thermometer in court? To measure the 'degree' of guilt in the case!
How does a doctor and a lawyer decide where to eat? They always 'diagnose' the best restaurant!
Why was the lawyer so good at playing Operation? He had plenty of experience dealing with 'tricky procedures'!
Why did the lawyer bring a stethoscope to court? To 'listen in' on the heartbeat of the legal proceedings!
What's the similarity between a lawyer and a surgeon? They both excel at 'cutting' unnecessary things!

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