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Why did the boss bring a pencil to the meeting? In case he needed to draw a conclusion!
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Why did the boss always carry a pencil behind his ear? In case he needed to draw attention to himself!
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Why did the boss become a chef? Because he knew how to delegate the spice of life!
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Why did the boss bring a flashlight to the team meeting? Because he wanted to shed light on the subject!
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Why did the boss become a musician? Because he had great leadership skills!
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Why did the boss bring a hammer to the office? Because he wanted to nail down the company's goals!
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Why did the boss become a gardener? Because he knew how to root out problems!
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Why did the boss bring a ladder to work? Because he heard the job was up-and-coming!
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Why did the boss bring a calendar to the staff meeting? To remind everyone that deadlines are on dates, not suggestions!
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Why did the boss bring a map to the office? Because he wanted to navigate the company's success!
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Bosses are like modern-day wizards. They magically disappear when there's work to be done!
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My boss told me I should have a positive attitude at work. So now, I'm positively sure I need a new job.
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My boss asked me to prioritize my tasks. So, I put 'surviving the workweek' at the top of the list.
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I told my boss I need a promotion. He suggested I start by promoting the office coffee to something drinkable!
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I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a pencil and said, 'Draw your own conclusions.'
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I told my boss I need a vacation. He told me to take a permanent one – unpaid!
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Bosses have this unique talent of making a two-minute meeting feel like a two-hour lecture on the history of office supplies.
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I asked my boss for a day off, and he said, 'Sure, the 31st of February works for me.'
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My boss is so good at multitasking. He can ignore me, avoid eye contact, and pretend to be busy all at once!
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