6 A Boss Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 09 2025

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I asked my boss for a promotion. He said, 'Do you think you deserve it?' I said, 'Well, I've been here longer than you.
My boss asked me for my honest opinion. Then he got mad when I told him he had spinach in his teeth.
I asked my boss if I could take a day off. He said, 'Sure, when pigs fly.' So, I bought a ticket to a bacon festival.
My boss asked me if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t sure, but I could try singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody.
I told my boss I needed a raise because I'm so good at math. He said, 'How do you figure?
I asked my boss if I could come in a little late today. He said, 'Dream on.' So, I said, 'Sure, right after my coffee.

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