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What do you call a birthday card for a coffee lover? A brew-tiful greeting!
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Why did the birthday card get a promotion? Because it had great inside information!
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I asked the birthday card store for a discount. They said, 'Sorry, it's not in the cards!
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Why did the birthday card enroll in school? It wanted to be full of knowledge!
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I got a birthday card that had a picture of a cat wearing a party hat. The caption said, Pawsitively the best day ever! If my best day involves napping and knocking things off shelves, then sure, it's a paw-some day.
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Birthday cards with glitter are the worst. You open them, and suddenly you're part of a sparkling crime scene. Congratulations, you're another year older, and your living room is now a disco ball!
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I got a birthday card the other day that said, You're not getting older, you're getting wiser. I appreciate the sentiment, but I'd prefer a card that says, You're not getting older, you're getting aches in places you didn't know existed.
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I received a birthday card that said, May your day be as special as you are. Well, if my day is as special as I am, it's going to involve a lot of napping and searching for misplaced keys.
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You ever get a birthday card with a cash gift inside? It's like a magical document that transforms your age into spending power. Happy birthday! Here's $20 – use it wisely, preferably on something that won't give you a sugar rush.
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I received a birthday card that said, Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Well, if that's the case, the world must be rolling its eyes and asking, Are you done yet?
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Have you noticed how birthday cards always have these generic wishes? May your dreams come true. Well, my dream is to eat an entire chocolate cake without gaining a pound. Where's the card for that?
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You ever notice how birthday cards always have these poetic messages like, May your day be filled with joy and your year with prosperity? I'm over here like, May my day be filled with cake and my year with not gaining weight! Come on, Hallmark, get with the program!
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I gave my grandma a birthday card that said, You're not old; you're a classic. She replied, Well, classics come with their fair share of creaks and groans. So do I, sweetie. Touche, Grandma, touche.
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