5 A Birthday Card Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 05 2025

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The Cheap Friend

Bargain Hunting for the Perfect Card
My friend is so frugal; he gave me a birthday card with a coupon inside. The coupon was for 10% off the card he just gave me. Happy discount birthday, I guess.

The Overachieving Sibling

Trying to Outdo Last Year's Gift
I asked my sister what she wanted for her birthday, and she said, "Oh, just something small." So, I bought her a small country. I hope she likes Liechtenstein.

The Forgetful Friend

Forgetting the Birthday
My friend's birthday is like a surprise party for me every year because I always forget when it is. It's like playing hide and seek with a calendar.

The Social Media Maven

Crafting the Perfect Birthday Post
Social media has turned birthdays into a competition for who can write the longest, most sentimental post. I'm just here hoping my friends don't notice I reused last year's post with a find-and-replace for the name.

The Tech-Challenged Relative

Navigating Online Birthday Cards
Online birthday cards are like the modern-day equivalent of carrier pigeons. You send them out, and you're just hoping they reach the right person and don't get lost in cyberspace.

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