7+ Best One Liners a birthday card Jokes

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I got a birthday card that said, 'You're not getting older, you're increasing in value!' Now I'm considering a career as a rare antique.

I got a birthday card that said, 'Don't let aging get you down.' So, I moved to a higher floor!

My dog got me a birthday card. It said, 'You're pawsitively the best!'

I bought a birthday card for my friend with money inside. Now it's a gift card!

Why did the birthday card file a police report? It got ripped off!

Why did the birthday card go to therapy? It had too many issues!

I forgot to buy a birthday card, so I just wrote 'Happy Birthday!' on a piece of cake. It was a sweet card!

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