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Why did the 70-year-old buy a dozen pens? Because he wanted to draw on his vast experience!
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What’s a 70-year-old’s favorite pen brand? 'Timeless Inkorporated' – they say it writes as long as they've lived!
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Why do 70-year-olds prefer pens to smartphones? 'Cause pens have 'ageless' connections!
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What did the 70-year-old say about his first fountain pen? 'It wrote history with every stroke!
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Why did the 70-year-old choose pens over pencils? 'Cause mistakes at 70 should be 'ink'visible!
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What do 70-year-olds and pens have in common? Both get wiser with 'ink'reased use!
Pen-ventory
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When people talk about taking a personal inventory, they never mention the pens. But let me tell you, if I had a dollar for every pen I lost, I'd buy... well, probably more pens I'd lose.
70 with Pens
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You know you're getting old when your favorite hobby is counting all the pens you've lost... and realizing you're not 70 yet!
Inked Out
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I had 70 pens at the start of the year. Now? I'm down to one. And it's only half full. If my life was a movie, it'd be called The Slow Disappearance of Ink.
Office Drama
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The office drama is real, folks. Brenda stole my pen, and now I have trust issues. Next thing you know, she's gonna be eyeing my coffee mug. Keep your mitts off, Brenda!
Pen Wars
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You ever get into a heated argument over pens with someone? That's my favorite! No, that's mine! Forget politics; pens are where the real battles happen.
Retro Writing
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Kids these days with their fancy tablets and touch screens. Back in my day, we had 70 pens, and we were happy to lose every single one of them!
Pen Reunion
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I dreamt of a world where lost pens find their way back home. It was a heartwarming reunion until I realized they'd all conspired against me to escape my dreadful handwriting.
Conspiracy Theory
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You ever wonder where all the lost pens go? Bermuda Triangle, aliens, or perhaps they're just having a secret society meeting in our sock drawers.
Pen Dilemma
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I bought a 70-pack of pens thinking I'd never run out. Two weeks later, I'm using a lipstick to jot down notes. That's right, folks, I'm living in 3023 while y'all stuck in 2023.
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