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Pens are like the forgotten celebrities of the stationary world. Everyone talks about the flashy gadgets and high-tech gizmos, but when it comes down to it, a reliable pen can make or break your day. It's the unsung hero we all need.
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I've come to the conclusion that pens are the ultimate escape artists. I put one in my pocket, and the next thing I know, it's vanished into thin air. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a secret portal in there that leads to a parallel pen universe.
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Have you ever tried to write with a pen that's on its last leg? It's like trying to have a conversation with someone who's half-asleep. You're just dragging it along, hoping it'll make it to the end without completely conking out.
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I've come to the conclusion that pens have a secret society, and they gather at night to discuss their master plan. That's the only explanation for how they disappear from my desk when I'm not looking. I'm convinced they have a leader named Sir Scribble-a-lot.
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You ever notice how pens seem to age in dog years? You start the week with a pack of brand new ones, and by Friday, they're all 70 with pens, just struggling to write a coherent sentence.
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Pens are like the unsung superheroes of the office. They might not have capes, but they come to the rescue when you least expect it. Just when you think you're about to lose an important idea, BAM! Pen to the rescue, saving the day one jot at a time.
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You know you're an adult when the highlight of your day is finding a pen that actually works. It's like striking gold in the office supply wilderness. Forget winning the lottery; give me a smooth-writing pen, and I'll feel like a millionaire.
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I recently realized that my pen collection is a lot like my sock collection. I always start with a full set, but somehow, by the end of the day, there's always one missing. I'm starting to suspect that there's a secret pen society plotting against me.
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The lifespan of a pen is a real rollercoaster. It starts off all fresh and full of ink, ready to take on the world. But before you know it, it's struggling to produce a coherent sentence, just like me on a Monday morning.
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