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Why did the zombie breakup with his girlfriend? She just wasn't his type!
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You know you're in a zombie apocalypse when the grocery store runs out of canned goods, and suddenly people start checking the expiration date on the pickles. 'Well, if it's the end of the world, might as well enjoy some crispy pickles.'
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I tried teaching a zombie to dance. It turns out the only dance move they know is the 'limb shuffle.' And let me tell you, it's not going to win any dance competitions, but it's a killer workout!
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Zombies are like the unpaid interns of horror - they just keep showing up, no matter how many times you try to get rid of them. I mean, c'mon, at least get a job or something!
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Zombies are the ultimate environmentalists. They're all about recycling – they reuse the same outfit every day, and they're all about reducing the human population. Talk about a green lifestyle!
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If zombies were in a rock band, I bet they'd be called 'The Rolling Moans.' Their hit song? 'I Can't Feel My Face (Because It's Falling Off).'
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I was watching a zombie movie the other day, and I thought, 'These zombies need a union.' I mean, they're working overtime, no breaks, and all they get is a snack. Talk about a dead-end job!
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Zombie dating must be interesting. Imagine going on a first date, and your date keeps losing body parts. 'Oh, don't mind me, I just lost an arm. Happens all the time.' That's a whole new level of 'falling for someone.'
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Ever notice how zombies always walk so slowly? I guess the afterlife doesn't have a rush hour. I'm here wondering if they're on their way to a zombie yoga class - you know, the 'corpse pose' is probably their favorite.
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I saw a zombie trying to use a smartphone the other day. It was like watching your grandma trying to figure out Facebook. I guess swiping left and right isn't in their motor skills handbook.
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