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You ever notice how zombies are the only creatures on the planet who truly embrace the slow and steady wins the race philosophy? I mean, forget the hare, these guys are the ultimate tortoises. Maybe we should hire them as life coaches.
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It's fascinating how zombies never seem to get tired. I can barely make it through a day without a nap, but these undead folks are out there, chasing people non-stop. Maybe they're onto something with that whole brain diet.
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You know you're a true adult when you start looking at zombie apocalypse scenarios and think, "Well, at least I won't have to pay off my student loans." Priorities, right?
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Zombies are like the ultimate environmentalists. They recycle everything, especially limbs. Reduce, reuse, and, uh, reanimate, I guess?
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Zombies are like the ultimate expression of "hangry." You haven't seen true hunger until you've witnessed a zombie chasing someone who's holding a slice of pizza. That's desperation on a whole new level.
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Zombies are the ultimate introverts. They're not interested in small talk; they just want to eat your brains in peace. I respect that. It's like, "Hey, I get it, socializing can be draining.
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Have you ever noticed how zombies always seem to find the slowest person in the group? It's like they have a GPS that only leads them to the person who didn't do their cardio.
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You know you're in a small town when the zombie apocalypse hits, and suddenly the population doubles. It's like the undead version of a tourism boom – "Come for the brains, stay for the quaint atmosphere.
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Zombies are the only creatures who truly understand the struggle of Mondays. They're just stumbling through the day, groaning, looking for their next cup of coffee... or blood. Same thing.
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