5 Jokes For Zombi

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Updated on: Aug 16 2024

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Zombie Stand-Up Comedian

Making zombies laugh when they've already lost their minds
I asked a zombie in the front row if they were enjoying the show. They just moaned. I took that as a sign of approval. Zombies are a tough audience, but I'm here all apocalypse!

Zombie Apocalypse Planner

Balancing survival with the latest fashion trends
My friends laughed at my zombie apocalypse wardrobe, but when the undead rise, I'll be the one slaying both zombies and fashion faux pas.

Zombie IT Specialist

Dealing with technology challenges after the apocalypse
I tried installing antivirus software on a zombie's brain, but it just kept saying, "Error: Malware detected. Please eat more brains to continue." Talk about a tech glitch!

Zombie Personal Trainer

Motivating zombies to hit the gym
Trying to teach a zombie proper form is a nightmare. I'm like, "Buddy, you're lifting that arm like you're reaching for the last brain on Earth. We need precision in our zombie aerobics class!

Zombie Relationship Counselor

Navigating the challenges of dating as a zombie
Relationship advice for zombies: Don't play hard to get. When someone says, "I love you for your brains," it's a compliment. Embrace it!

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