9 Jokes For Zen

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Updated on: Aug 10 2025

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Why did the Zen practitioner become a gardener? Because they wanted to grow in tranquility.
Why did the Zen student bring a candle to class? To find light in the darkest corners of their mind.
Why did the Buddhist refuse to use Twitter? Because he wanted to minimize his attachments.
Why was the Zen garden so untidy? Because the rake kept seeking enlightenment and refused to tidy up.
Why did the Buddhist refuse the vacuum cleaner as a gift? Because they wanted to find inner dirt instead.
Why did the meditation instructor bring a ladder to class? To reach higher states of consciousness.
Why did the Zen monk refuse to argue with the others? He preferred the sound of one hand clapping.
Why did the Zen student refuse to run in the park? They preferred the path of least persistence.
Why did the Zen student bring a map to meditation class? In case they lost their train of thought.

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