7 Jokes For Zen

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Updated on: Aug 10 2025

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I tried to meditate like a Zen master, but I think I reached 'om' too quickly—I ended up with 'uhm'.
I asked the Zen master how he finds peace. He replied, 'By letting go.' So, I let go of the donut I was holding. Now I understand... and I'm hungry.
I told my friend about my interest in Zen. They asked how it's going. I said, 'I'm finding inner peace, but my cat has never been more confused.
I asked the Zen master for relationship advice. He said, 'Love is not needing to own the remote control.
I tried to achieve inner peace by balancing a cup of tea on my head, but I ended up with 'zen neck' instead.
I asked my Zen teacher for the best advice on patience. He said, 'Wait.
I told my friend I'm practicing Zen. He asked if it's helping. I said, 'Well, I'm a lot more chill, but my neighbors are concerned about the bonsai trees in my backyard.

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