5 Jokes For Zelda

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 03 2024

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Ganon's Perspective

Being the perpetual bad guy
Ganon tried therapy once. The therapist asked, "Why do you want to destroy everything?" He said, "Have you seen the housing market in Hyrule?

Link's Perspective

Saving the princess... again
I asked Link how he deals with stress. He said, "I just hit it with my sword until it disappears." Well, I guess we all have our coping mechanisms.

Princess Zelda's Perspective

Always getting kidnapped
If Zelda had a dollar for every time she got kidnapped, she could probably buy her own kingdom. Or at least hire a better security team.

The Chickens in Hyrule

Always being attacked by the hero
How do you confuse Link? Tell him the chicken is in another castle.

The Shopkeepers in Hyrule

Dealing with customers who break pots and never buy anything
Shopkeeper pick-up line: "Are you a rupee? Because you just made my heart turn green.

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