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And finally, the dedication to fitness among soldiers is next level. I tried doing push-ups with a friend from the army, and he counted, "One, two, three, sir!" I felt like I was at boot camp in my living room. Can we at least do jumping jacks without the formalities?
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Young men in the army have a unique way of communicating. I asked one for directions, and he started spouting off coordinates like we were planning a military invasion. Dude, I just need to find the nearest coffee shop, not infiltrate enemy territory.
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Ever play hide and seek with a soldier? It's like trying to find a needle in a camouflage haystack. They could be in your living room, and you'd never know. "Sorry, buddy, you've been MIA in my own house for 30 minutes!
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It's impressive how soldiers can turn any mundane task into a mission. I saw one at the grocery store, and instead of a shopping list, he had a strategic plan. "Operation Restock the Fridge is a go! I repeat, the milk is in the crosshairs!
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These soldiers are so disciplined that even their pets are well-trained. I visited a buddy in the army, and his dog saluted me. I didn't know whether to feel honored or question my fashion choices.
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Have you ever tried to make plans with a guy in the army? Good luck! "Hey, wanna grab dinner on Friday?" And he's like, "Can't commit, might be on a secret mission to retrieve lost socks from the laundry room.
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You ever notice how young soldiers can turn any situation into a drill? I asked one for the time, and he responded with, "Sir, it's 14:37 hours, precise to the second." I just wanted to know if I had time for a coffee, not launch a tactical operation!
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Speaking of camouflage, why do they make army print pajamas? I tried to find my bed last night, but it was like a game of nocturnal hide and seek. I ended up sleeping on the couch because my bed was in stealth mode.
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You know you're hanging out with someone from the army when every road trip feels like a covert operation. "We'll stop at this gas station for a tactical refuel, and the next rest area is our rendezvous point." I just wanted a bathroom break, not a tactical debriefing!
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