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Why did the pencil break up with the eraser? It felt it was worth more without mistakes.
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Why did the smartphone apply for a loan? It wanted to improve its net worth!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Netflix Worth
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I was reviewing my monthly expenses, and I realized my Netflix subscription is more committed to me than most of my past relationships. At least it doesn't ask where I've been all night.
Life Worth
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They say life is priceless, but if I had a dollar for every time someone asked me, What's the meaning of life? I could probably afford a decent therapist to help me figure it out!
Net Worth
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You know, they say money can't buy happiness, but have you ever seen someone frown on a jet ski? It's like, I'm not happy, but I'm not wet either!
Network Worth
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I was at a networking event, and they asked me what my net worth was. I said, Well, I've got 243 LinkedIn connections and a solid Wi-Fi signal. That's got to count for something, right?
Chocolate Worth
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They say chocolate is a mood booster. I bought a fancy, expensive chocolate bar thinking it would change my life. It did. Now I'm broke and addicted to cocoa. Sweet success, right?
Pet Worth
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I adopted a rescue dog recently. People asked me, What's the worth of having a pet? I told them, Well, let's just say my dog's emotional support is keeping me from investing in therapy sessions.
Discount Worth
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I love a good discount. I'm the kind of person who buys something on sale and then proudly tells everyone, Guess how much I saved! as if I just cracked the Da Vinci code.
Low Worth
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I went to a thrift store the other day, and the cashier asked if I wanted a discount. I said, Sure, just discount my student loans while you're at it!
Time Worth
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I tried calculating the worth of my time, and it turns out I spend 30% of it looking for my phone. So, my hourly rate is now determined by how quickly I can locate that slippery device.
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